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Adult Jokes: A Girl Goes to a Church to Confess! "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"



A Girl goes to a Church to Confess...


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."


Priest: "What have you done my child?"


Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."


Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"


Girl: "Because he touched my hand."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."


Girl: "Then he touched my breast."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)


Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"


(after a few minutes)


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."


Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"


Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"


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