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Adult Joke: Mr Bear Wish Go Horribly Wrong

Adult Joke: Mr Bear Wish Go Horribly Wrong

Mr Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.

Adult Jokes: A lonely woman, aged 70 Marriage Fantasy

Adult Jokes: A lonely woman, aged 70 Marriage Fantasy

HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

Adult Jokes: Cunning Customer, Satisfied Wife

Adult Jokes: Cunning Customer, Satisfied Wife

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
"So, where does he go when he leaves?

Adult Joke: Reporter: "Sex?", Man: "Three to five times a week."

Adult Joke: Reporter: "Sex?", Man: "Three to five times a week."

A Conversation between a reporter and a sheikh that left the reporter go mad.

Gross Joke: Nasty Cashier Finally Learnt a Lesson! What Did Man Hide in Brown Paper Bag?

Gross Joke: Nasty Cashier Finally Learnt a Lesson! What Did Man Hide in Brown Paper Bag?

Learn how the intelligent man taught the nasty cashier a lesson that will leave you rolling on the floor.

Adult Jokes: A Young Man Condom Purchase Failed Badly

Adult Jokes: A Young Man Condom Purchase Failed Badly

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man

Adult Joke: An 85-year-old Man Odd Request to his Neighbour

Adult Joke: An 85-year-old Man Odd Request to his Neighbour

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

Adult Jokes: A Girl Goes to a Church to Confess! "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Adult Jokes: A Girl Goes to a Church to Confess! "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

A Girl goes to a Church to Confess...
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Adult Joke: If I Put My Hand in Your Pants I Will Be Able To Tell Your Exact Age

Adult Joke: If I Put My Hand in Your Pants I Will Be Able To Tell Your Exact Age

How can he predict by doing that? Did the woman allow her?

I Have Started Cooking While Menstruating To Become A Bitch In Next Life.

I Have Started Cooking While Menstruating To Become A Bitch In Next Life.

Ladies, even if you are jealous of her lavish then Try cooking while u r menstruating and in next birth u will have a lavish life.